When I was a kid, our answering machine was my mom singing:

"We're not home,
so leave a message at the tone.
We'll call you back whenever we
get home!

Excuse me?!  Hold the bus, people.

WHY IN THE HELL ARE WE PUTTING EFFING HANNAH MONTANA ON PAR WITH WOODSTOCK!?

I would like to hear a reasonable explanation for this ridiculous question.

I'm waiting...

...

Yeah, that's what I thought.